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23 March 2012

netbook vs. tablet


Tablet computers seem to be selling well, but they are inferior to the now-nearly-extinct netbook. Limiting and limited in design, the tablet appears to be intended for use by the casual peruser of internet data, not by the individual for whom writing is a way of life. Useful perhaps to a housewife chasing toddlers (who might need to put aside her computer at a moment's notice without first powering it down), or to field-operators needing a quick glance at technical specifications (without having to wait for a laptop to spin up), the tablet is intended to be held with one hand and operated with the other, and to run one program at a time. Tablets must be propped up against something or against a separately-sold propping-up-gadget should the user desire to look comfortably at the screen or to type out a message with all ten of her fingers, whereas the netbook has a built-in, adjustable screen that can swivel to and stay at any of more than ninety degrees of articulation. Unlike the netbook, tablets do not have depressible keys or physical keyboards, which makes it harder to write upon them comfortably, a problem which tablet-makers are trying to fix by adding retractable keyboards to their design (a move that all-but obviates the supposedly revolutionary keyboard-less tablet design). While perhaps more portable and thinner than the netbook, the tablet requires the user to carry around add-on gadgets in order to make it usable, whereas the netbook is a complete and fully developed package that is more than capable of doing anything one would need to do on the interwebs. The netbook, with its clam-shell design, automatically protects the glass screen when it is folded against the keyboard upon closing, compared to the tablet, which again requires the user to carry around a separately-sold (but arguably far more customizable) screen cover.

In summary, the tablet is for people who like to buy and to carry around a sack full of add-ons in order to make their tablets usable, whereas the netbook user's computer is a compete, compact package of vast utility. Tablets are for casual and affluent consumers self-enslaved to the candy-floss joys of conspicuous consumption, but writers, being a frugal and cunning breed, prefer the netbook.

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15 December 2011

americansFIRST

I am hereby announcing a new nomenclature for all Americans, one that, by addressing the individual directly and his or her status as a member of this nation before addressing his or her race or skin color, will hopefully be a more equalizing and egalitarian form of address than the forms in use currently.

Instead of saying African-Americans, or referring to people whose skin color is somewhat darker than that of the majority as 'Black' let us refer to them as 'Americans of African descent.' Instead of saying 'Whites' let us refer to these people as Americans of European descent (their skin color is more pink than white, anyway). In cases where there are multiple origins of descent, let us say Americans of Mixed descent.

Since we Americans have a hard time abandoning completely the use of 'race' as a primary identifier, perhaps this new nomenclature can help smooth our transition to a more egalitarian coexistence.

Spes Mea In Ratio Est – 場黑麥 John Paul Roggenkamp