Showing posts with label precious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label precious. Show all posts
31 October 2018
08 February 2013
on idling enemies
From oil – as in crude oil, sweet crude, oil wells, and the British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill of 2011 – we make gasoline. From oil we also get plastics, which are used to make water bottles, baby toys, toothbrushes, car seats, laptop cases, lampshades, bottle-caps, pens, linoleum flooring, clothing, and shoes, to name a few examples. Oil is a precious, strategic national resource of the United States of America, one every citizen is duty-bound to protect and conserve. Therefore, the patriotic citizen rarely allows his gasoline-powered automobile to idle for longer than 30 seconds, since idling past 30 seconds compared to turning off and later restarting the vehicle wastes gasoline (according to new information), and gasoline, as it is a derivative of oil, is a strategic national resource that must be protected and conserved. (Idling while stuck in traffic may seem unavoidable until one remembers the existence of gasoline-electric hybrid engines and sees bicyclists riding by freely and exuberantly.)
The patriotic citizen educates himself about his use of this precious national resource – he does not waste oil, because wasting it would require us to send America's brave men and women to fight more wars of aggression against more oil-rich nations (such as Iran). If a person wanted to harm the United States of America and to make her less able to provide for the common defense and the general Welfare, that person would drive an unnecessarily large, gas-guzzling vehicle. The person who drives a vehicle disproportionate to his supposed need to get around (such as an unaccompanied person driving a king-sized pickup truck) is effectively an enemy of the state: he burns more gas moving himself around than he might if he were to make a minor personal sacrifice and drive a smaller car with a smaller engine. (Today's Ynki accepts readily the lie that he might drive his car to work, drive his car to the store, drive his car to the gym, and drive his car to school, all without consequence; we Americans, however, can no longer afford to be lazy, worthless people who fucking drive everywhere.) In order to protect his nation's future (and to make sure the troopers fighting this nation's wars have enough gasoline for their military vehicles), the true American patriot bicycles whenever possible.
Life requires water; without water, there is no life; without water, humans die. Because it is a component essential to maintaining the general Welfare, and since it is needed to effect the Safety and Happiness of the American citizen (which, according to the Declaration of Independence, is the primary purpose of government), water is one of this nation's precious national resources. Businesses that waste water are enemies of the state, companies that deliberately poison aquifers are enemies of the state, and persons who throw water away are enemies of the state. Persons who allow the faucet to run while they brush their teeth; who run the tap while shaving; who let a shower fun for twenty minutes for it to warm up; who hose down a driveway instead of sweeping it with a fucking broom; who maintain lawns in the desert (instead of planting drought-resistant, native species); who toss cigarette butts into lakes; these persons are all enemies of the state. Please, dear reader, if you consider yourself a patriot, please examine your use of Earth's precious resources, and adjust your habits so as to reduce the risk of future suffering. He who sacrifices for the common good can rightly call himself a patriot, unlike the person who desecrates the American flag by gluing it to his clothing or pasting it to the door of his car. Liberty frowns upon they who idle wastefully.
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The patriotic citizen educates himself about his use of this precious national resource – he does not waste oil, because wasting it would require us to send America's brave men and women to fight more wars of aggression against more oil-rich nations (such as Iran). If a person wanted to harm the United States of America and to make her less able to provide for the common defense and the general Welfare, that person would drive an unnecessarily large, gas-guzzling vehicle. The person who drives a vehicle disproportionate to his supposed need to get around (such as an unaccompanied person driving a king-sized pickup truck) is effectively an enemy of the state: he burns more gas moving himself around than he might if he were to make a minor personal sacrifice and drive a smaller car with a smaller engine. (Today's Ynki accepts readily the lie that he might drive his car to work, drive his car to the store, drive his car to the gym, and drive his car to school, all without consequence; we Americans, however, can no longer afford to be lazy, worthless people who fucking drive everywhere.) In order to protect his nation's future (and to make sure the troopers fighting this nation's wars have enough gasoline for their military vehicles), the true American patriot bicycles whenever possible.
Life requires water; without water, there is no life; without water, humans die. Because it is a component essential to maintaining the general Welfare, and since it is needed to effect the Safety and Happiness of the American citizen (which, according to the Declaration of Independence, is the primary purpose of government), water is one of this nation's precious national resources. Businesses that waste water are enemies of the state, companies that deliberately poison aquifers are enemies of the state, and persons who throw water away are enemies of the state. Persons who allow the faucet to run while they brush their teeth; who run the tap while shaving; who let a shower fun for twenty minutes for it to warm up; who hose down a driveway instead of sweeping it with a fucking broom; who maintain lawns in the desert (instead of planting drought-resistant, native species); who toss cigarette butts into lakes; these persons are all enemies of the state. Please, dear reader, if you consider yourself a patriot, please examine your use of Earth's precious resources, and adjust your habits so as to reduce the risk of future suffering. He who sacrifices for the common good can rightly call himself a patriot, unlike the person who desecrates the American flag by gluing it to his clothing or pasting it to the door of his car. Liberty frowns upon they who idle wastefully.
場黑麥 ioanni elymucampus fecit
30 March 2012
on idling enemies
From
oil (as in crude oil, sweet crude, Big Oil, oil wells, the British
Petroleum Gulf Disaster of 2011, and the like) we get gasoline. From
oil we also get plastics (which are used to make water bottles, baby
toys, toothbrushes, car seats, laptop cases, lampshades, bottlecaps,
pens, linoleum, clothing, shoes, and the like). Oil is a precious and
a strategic national resource of the United States of America, and it
is the duty of each and every citizen to protect his nation's
precious resources. Therefore, the patriotic citizen never allows his
gasoline-powered vehicle to idle for longer than 30 seconds, since
idling past 30 seconds compared to turning off and later restarting
the vehicle wastes gasoline, and gasoline, as it is a derivative of
oil, is a strategic national resource. (Idling while stuck in traffic
may seem unavoidable until one sees bicyclists flying exuberantly by,
unopposed.)
The
patriotic citizen educates himself about his use of this precious
national resource – he does not waste it, because wasting it would
mean that the brave men and women fighting America's war would
perhaps not have enough gasoline to complete their missions. If a
person were to wish to harm the United States of America and to make
her less able to provide for the common defence and the general
Welfare, that person would drive an unnecessarily large, gas-guzzling
vehicle. The person who drives a vehicle disproportionate to his
“need” to get around (such as a lone person driving a Ford 350 or
a Dodge 3500) is an enemy of the state, because he burns more gas
moving himself around than he might if he were to make a small
personal sacrifice and drive a smaller car with a smaller engine.
(Today's homo non-sapient accepts readily the lie that she might
commute to her job by car, drive her car to the store, drive her car
to the gym, drive her car to school, all without consequence; at
least in America, we can no longer afford to be lazy, worthless
people who drive our cars fucking everywhere.) In order to protect
his nation's future (and to make sure the troopers fighting our wars
have enough gasoline for their military vehicles), the true American
patriot rides a bicycle whenever possible.
Life
requires water. Without water, there is no life. Without water,
humans die. Because it is a component essential to maintaining the
general Welfare, and since
it is needed to effect the Safety
and Happiness of the American citizen, water is one of this
nation's precious and strategic national resources. Businesses that waste water are
enemies of the state. Persons who waste water are enemies of the
state. Persons who allow the faucet to run while they brush their
teeth; who run the tap while shaving; who hose down a driveway
instead of sweeping it with a motherfucking Broom; who maintain lawns
in the desert (instead of planting drought-resistant, native
species); who toss cigarette butts into lakes; these persons are all
enemies of the state. Please, dear reader, if you consider yourself a
patriot, please examine your use of America's precious resources, and
adjust your habits so as to improve this country's ability to survive
in the future and to fulfill the parameters of the Constitution.
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