witty friend praises choice of car insurance commercial

For totally the very first time in the long history of mankind, local funnyman Dale Ivan Young jokingly said he liked the commercial chosen by a popular video-streaming website to play immediately before the trailer for a new blockbuster film. “Wow, this flick looks awesome - thanks for showing this to me,” Young said, chuckling over the familiar, repetitive quacking of a feathered corporate mascot while grinning and flashing his eyes at the person whose turn it was to select something to watch. “I can’t wait to see it, ha ha ha,” he continued, patting a love-handle as he furtively made brief eye contact with each of the six other people leaning over a small mobile device trying to get a glimpse of its display.

His meagre spunk apparently spent, Dale absolutely would not - by hook or by crook - offer up a solid, clear opinion about the upcoming film in question, instead sidling away from the group in order to perform a pretend inspection of his vaporizer under the light of a nearby overhead lamp.

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haiku 13 Jul 2018

Reaching soaring trees
Cluster on the hot prairie
Like great shady tents

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haiku 11 Jul 2018

When I want to dance

it’s reggaeton - reggaeton
all MF day long

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haiku 9 Jul 2018

There are few big films
That shake the soul to its core
As well as Se7en

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haiku 6 Jul 2018

if you once saw it, but now of course don’t see it, close-up magic works?!

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haiku 5 Jul 2018

Jesus’s short creed: be kind to one another; follow Yahweh’s law?

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