06 May 2015

honor and glory

We now gladly welcome the great massive peaks that we've been expecting now for many weeks. Much caution is urged to such persons as try across their steep faces to skitter and fly for these waves are angry they do not let up and will break epoxy sponge long-board and SUP. So wax up that plank and get ready to churn and make sure to protect that skin from a burn and make sure the keys aren't still in your motor and that you're not riding your favorite board. Rehydrate with coconut, buy a trinket too, and stock up on betadine and some wound-glue, then launch into whitewash and head for the break for there is much honor and glory at stake.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

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